I Am Woman...Hear Me Roar
I came home tonight to find the door handle on my front door had broken. So I call my dh and ask him how exactly I was supposed to get inside. He says "Oh, I meant to tell you it broke this morning." Thanks, dear.
I got inside after a little breaking and entering. Tear the door knob apart trying to fix it. Found out a thingie on the inside was broke, so headed to the local hardware store for a new knob. By the time my dh came home from work, I had the new door knob on. All he had to do was tighten the screws.